If i come over, it means nothing
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
A+ Viking dick
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