I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
false alarm. still invincible.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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