big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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