Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he shaved USA in his pubs
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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