Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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