Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
im holly from the hills drunk
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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