In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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