Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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