She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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