And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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