You really coming over, don't trick.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just google imaged poop.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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