tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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