Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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