i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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