So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
