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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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