You really coming over, don't trick.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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