When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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