He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
