u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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