Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm sobbing to NWA
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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