Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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