I think I died a long time ago.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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