Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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