windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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