Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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