I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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