Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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