Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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