Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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