Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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