All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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