I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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