thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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