i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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