are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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