so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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