But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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