So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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