Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Do vagina's smell?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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