I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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