First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
