I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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