SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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