You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sext me about skeletons
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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