Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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