Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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