On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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