Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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