Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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